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preservedcucumbers:

Practicing some squash and stretch. Nothin’ quite like grown men screaming over Slender. (ref)

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babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

(via elsathesnowqueens)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

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vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

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beingabusta:

I just remembered that one time I got a screenshot of my phone when it was 4:20 AND 69% and honestly this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done with my life.

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

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chatterboxrose:

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

I’M SO MAD AT VINE’S TIME LIMIT I WANTED TO HEAR THE COP’S HIGH NOTE THOUGH

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minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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So. I just figured this out today. I got impatiant with waiting for my video to load and just started pressing buttons. Who knew Youtube was hiding such an amazing feature.

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achievementcreaturesyo:

I don’t get why parents yell,”WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!” When they are yelling at me like why the fuck do you think I’m crying? Your fucking yelling at me for being a disappointment, I already know that and you are just proving it

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thelucyheartfilia:

buzzfeed:

lol parents   [x]

my parents.

(via dippers-internet-history)

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