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daruska:

croutoncat:

PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME

im really into this please do this

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livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

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barefootmarley:

scientific fact
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lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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maffasaur:

maffasaur:

My dad got these free travel mugs from his work and I saw it and I was like oH MY GOD ITS A GEOFF ACHIEVE CUP I CANT DEAL WITH IT

so now im going to paint a tiny derpy face with flailing tattoo arms onto it

naturally

UPDATE: YOU CAN’T SEE IT BUT THE MUG HAS A FREAKING MUSTACHE JOKE ON THE SIDE OF IT THIS CUP IS COMPLETING MY LIFE

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greninje:

"hey what are you doing?"

"wyoming."

"isn’t that a state?"

"no it’s a verb."

*continues to wyom*

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

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sssibilance:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

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timelordy-teganbreann:

everycage:

savingthedead:

i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants

If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.

it WaVED

timelordy-teganbreann:

everycage:

savingthedead:

i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants

If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.

it WaVED

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yelyahwilliams:

rubbady-pubbady:

That mop has fabulous hair

this is my favorite thing today.

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becausebirds:

Goshawk testing its flying capabilities. It is shown flying through a circular opening, horizontal opening, vertical opening and a tunnel. [video]

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